everyone should try to be a little more like lord disick

my idol

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Everyone ready for August 1?


No worries, its


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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

—anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

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Let’s raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods

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Surprise! Happy 4 years 😊 
#marinadelrey #parasailing

Surprise! Happy 4 years 😊
#marinadelrey #parasailing

I am no expert on love,
But I have a few suggestions to keeping your love alive.
1- Don’t fall asleep angry. But if you do, wake up in the middle of the night and hold her as close as you can.
2- Laugh during sex, especially if you bump heads. If you aren’t laughing, you’re with the wrong person.
3- If you don’t feel comfortable dancing naked with your partner and showing them your four chins when you laugh, you’re doing it wrong.
4- Romance isn’t for everyone, but a post-it note in their lunchbox telling them they’re the best will never go amiss.
5- Don’t cling to them at parties. Dance with friends and spend time with acquaintances, but wink at each other across the room.
6- Keep everything 50/50, or you will fall out of balance.
7- Stop comparing your relationship to others- you are you, don’t try to be someone else.
8- Be kind. Give them space when they need it, but be their home when they come back.
9- Be proud to love them.
10- Support them through whatever they do in life, even if it’s a stupid decision. People need to make their own mistakes, but be there if it falls apart, and never say ‘I told you so’.
And most of all, love with your whole heart, or don’t love at all.

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I genuinely miss this. She was a piece of shit, but I miss this so fucking much.

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me at 13: “i’m really mature for my age though”
me at 20: i was a fucking idiot
also me at 20: i’m still a fucking idiot

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There are some people you’ll never see again. At least, not in the same way.

I Wrote This For You, Iain S. Thomas  (via golden-needle)


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my life motto


my life motto

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Sometimes I think nothing matters, and then I remember you.

—my ten word story (via deepthoughts-emptymind)

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              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

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do you ever have a notp that you antiship so hard that you actually get nauseous when people mention it

the How I Met Your Mother series

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he’s schwimming


he’s schwimming

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